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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Catatonics & High Colonics

Hysterias & Posteriors

If Donald Trump is so evil and Joe Biden is so good why is Trump the one selflessly providing Bibles for the needy while Biden doesn't? Why doesn't Biden care for America's spiritually needy people as much as Trump?

They put up a sign reading

Freaks and Cheeks

Loons and Moons

Can a cop pull you over walking home asking why you are out so late?

Still no good.

No, not a chance

Just Forget it!

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Unacceptable again!

Next, they tried...

Everyone loved it.

How are max different from medical and minimum security prisons?

So, the docs changed it to read

Minds and Behinds

No way

How mentally ill are Republicans who think Trump is mentally sane? He literally said immigrants eat pets.

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Thumbs down again.

Then came..

I have a black elbow sleeve leotard that I wear with sheer pantyhose. Should I keep my pants off and show my legs?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Analysis & Anal Cysts

The International Boxing Association said that Khelif and Lin competing in Paris Olympics were disqualified from the tournament for testing positive for XY chromosomes which give an unfair advantage in the women’s division. What do you think?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

share office space ...

Another attempt resulted in ...

What do you wear when you are alone at home?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

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Do most narcissists have good intentions as long as you are under their control?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Still no good

So they tried

How did a computer scientist such as Geoffrey Hinton manage to win a Nobel Prize in physics when computer science already has its own Nobel Prize equivalent in the Turing Awards?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Nuts and Butts

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

This is a real question: Why do a lot of men/boys hate (yes, hate) women that voice their criteria in choosing a partner? Even when the criteria is sane and responsible. Besides it being, sadly, an effective mating strategy, why does it exist?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

No go.

What caused the decline of the Soprano crew?

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